they torn down paradise

yep, they torn down paradise and put up a golf course on hutchison island. we use to go over there to fish on the back river, we would catch red drum ,stripe bass ,flounder ,and with a cast net you could even catch shrimp .you could go back there at low tide and catch shrimp to fish with when the tide turned .now access to the river is blocked by a golf course and all the blackberry bushes have been replaced by putting greens and fairways and what little wilderness thats left will be replaced by a gated cummunity. of course there,s lots of piers to fish from around here but when was the last time you saw a bobcat or deer or even a rabbit around a fishing pier well it,s suppose to be progress i think its excess i have already seen a fox in my yard i guess a bobcat is,nt far behind .

time flys

ah its monday again so quick it seems the older you get the faster time goes by except when you,re some place you dont want to be then time drags it flies when you,re having a good time i guess you get older faster when you,re having a good time if you could get on a dance floor and shake your booty for three weeks straight nonstop at the end of the three weeks you will have a circle of people around you saying go grannie its your birthday and you,re wondering where did the time go. yeah time is fleeting but it can be held captive for a minute.the bait, a smile and a hug for loved one ,a walk around the block,a slice of pie with ice cream and whip cream and ,well you get.just enjoy your self for a minute because before you know it it,ll be monday again

poor bruce

my youngest son farid a couple of years ago decided that he wanted to be a farmer so he got a few chickens well after gathering a few eggs that no one would eat and hatching a few chicks that a fox did eat, well if you can have chickens in the city a fox isnt to far fetch and it was the first one that i had ever seen that wasnt on tv.well after one rooster attack to many he decided that it was time to get rid of bruce the rooster. with spurs as sharp as ginsu knives bruce has become a force to be reckoned with. when you go to the yard to hang up clothes you had go armed for chicken. a broom usually does the trick.but now the enemy has to be arrested,disarm ,and sentenced to the roasting pan, the line has been drawn in the chicken scratch. now who,s gonna do it?

the nerve

my momma used to say girl you,re getting on my last nerve i am not sure how many she really had but i knew the was a line that divided the last one from the first one and when you got to close to that line you would get that warning. she aways said i had a lot of nerve i guess the amount of nerve you have decreases with age because as i have gotten older i,ve found that a lot of people are beginning to get on my last nerve. that bush threating my ssi before i get old enough get it gets on my last nerve, that aflac duck gets on my last nerve, that we have,nt gotten osama but we,re still looking, dude he,s at his momma house living in the garage ok,.and people who think they know whats wrong with black youth because they was one back in 22b.c. oh yeah people in the checkout line who would write a check for a $1.75 cents worth junk. hey i aint got all day you gonna make me miss jerry springer

baby you can drive my car

have you ever notice how your car passengers becomes codrivers when the traffic is approaching from from their side. all heads turn to the right .'you got it this side 'well what about my side.my head is turned to the left how do you know if my eyes are open and what about the back T2 might be gaining on us. but driving fun is when you are driving through the country. the people sitting on their porches would wave to you. people in the city would hardly give you a thankyou wave if you gave them a cut.its like hey where,s my thankyou wave.yeah i like my gas guzzling demon i dont love it. i can never love a pile of scrap metal but it comes in handy. so if i have stand by it in the parking lot with a set of jumper cables hoping someone would give me a jump so be, it because with that engine turns over, girl i am riding

out sourceing

the mesa police are looking to hire a monkey for their swat team. the monkey will be considered the ultimae recon tool.arm with a camera, radio, and kevlar vest.well i guess this gives new meaning to the term helper monkey think of all the unemployed monkeys who can get back to work. lancelot link was doing police work for a couple of seasons, curious george would make a good detective (he so nosey)and maybe bubbles will be looking for a job soon.but i dont know he,s kinda old and this is a young monkey,s job. (this news article later turn out to be a hoax but i had fun with it) (http://www.ape-o-naut.org/ www.ci.mesa.az.us/police/default.asp