poor bruce

my youngest son farid a couple of years ago decided that he wanted to be a farmer so he got a few chickens well after gathering a few eggs that no one would eat and hatching a few chicks that a fox did eat, well if you can have chickens in the city a fox isnt to far fetch and it was the first one that i had ever seen that wasnt on tv.well after one rooster attack to many he decided that it was time to get rid of bruce the rooster. with spurs as sharp as ginsu knives bruce has become a force to be reckoned with. when you go to the yard to hang up clothes you had go armed for chicken. a broom usually does the trick.but now the enemy has to be arrested,disarm ,and sentenced to the roasting pan, the line has been drawn in the chicken scratch. now who,s gonna do it?

the nerve

my momma used to say girl you,re getting on my last nerve i am not sure how many she really had but i knew the was a line that divided the last one from the first one and when you got to close to that line you would get that warning. she aways said i had a lot of nerve i guess the amount of nerve you have decreases with age because as i have gotten older i,ve found that a lot of people are beginning to get on my last nerve. that bush threating my ssi before i get old enough get it gets on my last nerve, that aflac duck gets on my last nerve, that we have,nt gotten osama but we,re still looking, dude he,s at his momma house living in the garage ok,.and people who think they know whats wrong with black youth because they was one back in 22b.c. oh yeah people in the checkout line who would write a check for a $1.75 cents worth junk. hey i aint got all day you gonna make me miss jerry springer

baby you can drive my car

have you ever notice how your car passengers becomes codrivers when the traffic is approaching from from their side. all heads turn to the right .'you got it this side 'well what about my side.my head is turned to the left how do you know if my eyes are open and what about the back T2 might be gaining on us. but driving fun is when you are driving through the country. the people sitting on their porches would wave to you. people in the city would hardly give you a thankyou wave if you gave them a cut.its like hey where,s my thankyou wave.yeah i like my gas guzzling demon i dont love it. i can never love a pile of scrap metal but it comes in handy. so if i have stand by it in the parking lot with a set of jumper cables hoping someone would give me a jump so be, it because with that engine turns over, girl i am riding

out sourceing

the mesa police are looking to hire a monkey for their swat team. the monkey will be considered the ultimae recon tool.arm with a camera, radio, and kevlar vest.well i guess this gives new meaning to the term helper monkey think of all the unemployed monkeys who can get back to work. lancelot link was doing police work for a couple of seasons, curious george would make a good detective (he so nosey)and maybe bubbles will be looking for a job soon.but i dont know he,s kinda old and this is a young monkey,s job. (this news article later turn out to be a hoax but i had fun with it) (http://www.ape-o-naut.org/ www.ci.mesa.az.us/police/default.asp

working girl

My daughter has completed her first week at work and she is hating it. She don't like cashier work because of the impolite customers. Customers usually complain of impolite cashiers I guess it goes both ways I know she will work it out but I hope she get new job before she becomes a rude cashier. You know, before the I don't want that again take that off,the call for a price check,the what you mean my card did,nt go through.hang in there girl

click >marine mom

m third oldest son came from mos school yesterday .in 2 weeks he'll be heading out for okinawa i can still remember him leaving for his first school field trip to the atlanta zoo except there wasnt a war going on in memphis . i know he will be alright .he s bright, optimistic, and i know he has a bright future, the type of young black man you never hear about in the media. they only show you the shooters ,the dealers, and the emotional confused rappers we should all standup give props to the yuong black men and women who are trying to do something positive with their lives.

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