dysfunction junction

i was watching a talk show, well it was more of a squark, show and this poser turns to this guy and says i have a secret i hope it dont ruin our relationship. if you had ever watched this show you know the confession of hearts usually starts with 'you know i love dont you' and is followed by ,i am really a ___ a.girl, b.dude.the receiver of this heart borne revelation acts surprised, angry, and somewhat disgusted. and i am thinking this has got to be an act i mean look at him couldnt you. tell i guess with all the mixed race men in the world you know the ones with russian hands and roman fingers you just had to be a pure bred dummy i mean look at her not an ounce of fat and shoulders like a linebacker. and the other show is just as bad. women trying to find out who,s their babys daddy .after ten times it time to give up go home and hang up the train conductors hat.and to think that the reason these shows come in the evening is because some parents complained about the cartoons that use to come in the same time slot. now little suzy and little johnny dont have to watch cartoon charactors with questionable sexual preferences they can now watch the real thing. tale spin duck tales and the mighty morphin power rangers have been replaced by, tail spin, queerduck tails, and mighty morphin into what the hell is that?

yikes

it is so ka-reep -pee. imagine lying in your bed and waking up to find the burger king setting next to you looking like michael jackson hiding a can of jesus juice or standing at your window then he offers you something to eat 'i am not gonna eat that where did you get it have you been digging in my trash ?'the one with the black singing cowboy was all right i thought it was a parody at first. it was almost like a circus except there wasnt a naked lady outside in a cage with a sign that says 'free babar' or something like that. fast food commercials seems to be aimed at men these days they are shown fixing their cars while eating a burger not bit of oil on their hands. they stare at food with more lust than they do at the pretty girls. they are in a room acting crazy but the food is bought in they become calm and subdued. maybe we should offer the terrorists in iraq some burgers and when they become calm and subdued shoot them. you could drop a real big one on them call it the mother of all burgers. M.O.A.B no mayo.i dont eat fast food i stopped even before i saw 'super size me'besides if i wanted any i could get it out the dumpster behind the place for free. nah just kidding. but i did see someone do just that he was pushing a grocery cart with a lot of stuff in it the shelter was just down the street .but when you,re hungry you gotta eat so have it your way but dont accept any wimpy burgers or you might end up asking where,s the beef

ride like the wind

now this is a nice twist "bride leaves groom at the altar".the now famous, or imfamous runaway bride has been found not kidnapped as she once claimed but just having second thoughts for about the umpteenth time .a lot of women and men are wondering "whats wrong with her" i,ll kill for a chance to walk down the aisle with a loving man and of course there just as many wondering why did you come back stupid? does belching at the table and skid marks in boxers allures you that much. he might rub you the right way now but wait till your feet swell when you,re pregnant see if he,ll rub them . but then again maybe you should go on and marry him you have as the psychiatrists say"classically conditioned" him. you have given him separation anxiety he,ll do what ever you want now because he,ll fear you leaving him. see how quickly he gave you that ring?.you got him girl. you might have even started a new trend

thats me in the spotlight

have you notice how i tend to use lines from songs to title my blogs i guess i got that from my mother when i was little and would listen to an old song i would go ,hey you stole that line from my momma , actually it was the other way around.i guess it was her way of compressing every thing she had to say into one sentence which brings me to my title. have you ever seen those vanity tags that says ,god payed for it all, or something like that? are they referring to their car or truck? the bible says god is a spirit and should worshiped in spirit. are material possessions considered blessing and why when something good happens to them they say god has blessed them and when something bad happens to them they say god is testing them .but when something good happens to someone they consider an unbeliever they say the devil is tempting them. when something bad happens to the unbeliever they say god is punishing them .if its easier for a camel to through the of needle than it is for a rich man to get into heaven, why do ministers drive expensive cars live in big houses and wear expensive suits. and are kids really concern about bert and ernies personal lives ?

make me wanna holla

i was driving with my 25 year old son one day and marvin gaye,s inner city blues was on the radio at the end of the song my son asked me how did marvin gaye knew things was going to happen the way he discribed in his song oh my poor naive boy dont you know he was nt predicting the future its just that the things that was happening back then is still going on now. not much has changed since 1971 well some things has changed exporting jobs over seas is now called outsourcing ,the communist threat has been replaced by militant islam, and freezing workers wages has been replaced by union busting and exploitation of migrant workers ,why pay americans alivable wages when we can screw over the imigrants, why pay an american $10 t0 $15 an hour when you can pay an immigrant $5 an hour. i think the real threat to our way of life isnt coming from over seas its coming from within our own borders and it isnt the immigrants they will soon begin to demand better pay in time. it happened before remember' migrant workers sue walmart'.makes me wanna holla throw both my hands

my mom
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my mother

when things get hard for me i would think of my mother .she had a rough life growing up. her life started out easy her dad had a good job which is saying a lot for a black man in the south in the early 1900 hundreds she said he had a car and he worked for the city of savannah. then the divorce i dont what cause my grand parents to breakup but things went down hill from there her mother moved with her and her brothers and sister to new york and would leave them alone at night to fend for themselves while she would go out to clubs. when my mom married my dad her inlaws made no attempt to hide their feelings about her. they were mean to her and to us my mom had to work to support us, appease evil inlaws ,and try to encourage her man to standup and be a man. i believe my dads major problem was that he listen to the wrong women his sisters and his mother. they didnt want him to be successful be cause they hated my mother and they openly showed their contempt for her childern .but my mom was a very forgiving person she would say if someone gives you a stone give them bread she also said that she only wanted to live long enough to see all of her children grown well she got her wish.she also used to say ,ya,ll gonna miss me when i am gone . and you what know she was right