How Stella got the blues back

Oh wow a sequel to the movie that sent hundreds of American women to the islands in search of love-come to Jamaica mon not you I said mon-as it turned out the role that was played by taye diggs should have been played by little Richard-shut up-I can hear him now-I originated that role; before me there was no gay jamaicans pretending to be straight.yep teri hooked one of those downlow brothers death in a pair of now or later gators.while she was laying back savoring the moment he was tipping pass her window cause he sho want to go out and dance bad boy.i guess being on the rebound can make you overlook some things.if she really wanted someone young she could have gotten a job teaching fifth grade at least she would have ended up with someone straight' a little jail time maybe but a nice wedding.while poodle boy was washing shampooing and putting nail polish on fido in the front his friend was in the back waiting to do the dog(that's a old song I don't know if you remember it,but hey you're online google Rufus Thomas )well life might be a stage but it doesn't come with a play bill so its hard to tell the actors apart

Snake in the grass

There it was in my backyard slithering across my path black and shiny. A snake. I didn't notice it until my daughters who were beside me a second ago was now on the patio yelling momma a snake. Well so much for standing against the enemy shoulder to shoulder. a detached penis moving about- like homosexuality- will make any man stop in his tracks turn around and cut and run, or kill it. it makes them feel uneasy. After all it was a snake that seduced eve and cleo distraught over love used one to end her life. Some people keep them as pets. Big ones.they carrie them draped over their shoulders -look how big mine is-you can't carry a gun around like that.The snake in my yard was a black racer a protected species of snake I couldn't kill it. the coast guard fly over my house every day on the way to the beach and if they happen ro look down just as i was raising a stick to hit it the DNR will have me face down in my yard faster than you could say missing white girl.They are suppose to keep down the mice and vermin. I don't see how one mouse and a snake is down for the count faster than a man with a beer on the sofa. And mice breed like well, like mice by the time the snake digests his meal little mice are sitting around listening to grandma tell the story about how the great detached penis ate granpa.Well the snake made his way out of the yard i guess he was just passing through.but they are like buses if you wait long enough another will come along. wait a minute What the hell am i talking

Time

Bill Cosby was on nightline last night expressing his views about the black community or should I say talking about what's wrong with poor black people. In a way he's right we have all met people who are like the ones he describe in his tirades .But his reason for and answers to the problem are to simplistic. There is no easy answers for complicated problems.The reason young black girls get pregnant are the same reason young white girls get pregnant its just that the abortion rate for whites girls are higher than that for black girls.And not all black boys drop out because they think being ignorant is cool some are just pushed out black boys are suspended from school for the things that white boys get a note to carrie home to mama for.Still there are people in the hood who are just like the ones bill describe and yes there are people who migrate to this country and get on the fast track to success.those people work together to help each other in a way we don't see Jose will let Juan stay with him until he find a job and will even help him find a job Kim will lend Jung money to open a business and patel will let patel work in his store until he makes enough money to open his own store. the most I will get is whose your pastor or what church you go to.yes there's some work to done in the hood but first we have to learn to like and care for each other. And as for gangster rap he's right its time to bury that sh--t.
PINK FLOYD - Time Lyrics

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then the one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's
sinking
And racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in the relative way, but you're older
And shorter of breath and one day closer to death
Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines hanging on in quite desparation is the english way the song is over the time is gone thought i had something more to say

When the Adman testifies

TV ad people have it rough they have to present a product and convince you to buy it in less than 60 seconds. When it comes to convincing me they fail.its only because they insult my intelligence.why would a woman have a whole box of tampons on a canoe trip.if she need to carry around a box of tampons she should be in a hospital not a canoe.and what about a woman that's so obsessed with dusting that she would dust her neighbors house. Why cant I have a neighbor like that.the male enhancer drugs were annoying then amusing then down right hilarious. Because men were going blind from using it .When they were young they were told that they would go blind from playing with themselves. Now they are going blind from being unable to play with them selves.well they say love is blind. I guess trying to make love can make you blind. But there's a upside when she says does this dress makes me look fat. He can say I don't know I cant see-wanna have sex?

Cowboys to girls

That's an old song by the Intruders I heard it on the radio yesterday on the golden oldies station it's about guy who's remembering about how it was when he was young it seems he didn't know - but later found out- that girls were made for kissing. I don't know who told him that probaly the same people that told him that girls were made of sugar and spice, the greeting card companies.of course girls like to kiss and girls like to hug but that not what they are made for. And boys aren't made for shootem up bang bang even though that's what everybody seems to think maybe that's why men don't live as long as woman.they have to adhere to the stereotype that men have shoot the bad guy and rescue the woman, kiss her and ride off into the sunset with the girl with him on his horse, behind him of course like a four legged motorcycle(what do they call that seat).Things have changed since that song came out.Girls now go from baby dolls to career choices and with the blurring of combat lines in Iraq some have wenT from baby dolls to combat rifles.Yes your whole world has been rearranged.

You're not jiggling baby

There comes a time in every woman life when she notices that every thing has gone south. Now this doesn't happens over night. You don't get up one morning stand up and spoing,thoses puppies are pointing at your toes. in our culture that's bad thing we are obsessed with breasts, well men are anyway.they have more names for breasts than an Eskimo has for snow.some women equate breast size with attractiveness.they pump them up and push them up and expose just enough to get that attention.but it cant last. Gravity hasn't been laid off yet he's still gainfully employed and he's going to do his job, so forget the creams the silicon and the saline injections save your money and let nature do her job. A life time of backaches is enough and if the men aren't staring at you anymore just put a stick of chalk in your purse and when you are walking down the sidewalk drop down and write out the law of quadratic reciprocity using the Legendre symbol that should get you some attention

Into every life

Its official its now summer, I know it felt like it was summer six weeks ago but the powers that be says it isn't summer till the sun crosses the equator or something like that.its also the start of hurricane season the time when nature shows the southeast who's the boss.you think fiber can make can a person move? Consider a category four hurricane bearing down on him.a category one hurricane is a singing in the rain type of storm. Category two is the same with a faster tempo,category four is run forest run.i have only evacuated once before a storm it took four hours to get out of the county and six hours to find a shelter that had room for me and my kids we followed three city buses full of people to an abandoned school in wayback Georgia or whatever it was called with no food and nothing to sleep on the sad thing about it was that there were old people there alone some in wheel chairs.but the people in that town was good people. Someone came in (in the middle of the night mind you)saw what was needed and scrounged up some food for the old folks and kids. then other people began to arrive with blankets and sleeping mats.they didn't expect this but they responded to this bedraggled horde of savannahians with charity and kindness.I wont evacuate the next time there's a category four hurricane but its good to know that for those that do there's welcoming arms out there wait to ease their suffering