Friday, July 08, 2005

Time and time again

I wrote in my blog a few days ago about bill cosby and his comment on the black community and added my own opinions some which seemed to rankled a couple of people this is good but they seem to be uninformed. You cant paint a detailed picture with a broad brush when you do its called profiling. Not all schools run by blacks or have a majority of black teachers.afriacn americans are not a big black blob resting on the continent of America. We are individuals who are in different situations because of different events that occurred in our lives.suzy might be acting whorish because she wants to be a video whore but Jane might be acting the same way because she was introduced to sex at an early age by an relative or family friend.looking from the outside you would only see two loose girls .Who's the wanna be gangbanger who's the undiagnosed dilexic.problems like these have to be dealt with on an individual basis.if you were in an emergency room with a lot of other people and the nurse came in and said since you are all sick I am going to give everyone the type of shot.What would you say? http://www.wolfmanproductions.com/kunjufu.html

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Shopping

I went to a walmart today with my brother. well really he went with me. He hates that store they never have jeans in my size he says. He wears a size 30 /32. He picks up a pair that's 50/30 and says who in the hell wears these humpty dumpty.there was a time when being a big man was a thing of pride back when work was hard and strength was needed to get the job done.Then being large was a sign of success a man with a big belly was said to be contented.now we know that a person with a large gut is a cantidate for a heart attack or stroke.never mind that. he,s funny. Fat guys are suppose to be jolly like their leader Santa and their mascot frosty I am not saying that all fat people are at risk or that all skinny people are healthy.but when was the last time a skinny person was buried in a piano case. He might live in one but buried in one nah.so if you are a big,un the super center is the place for you to shop. If you are smaller then you have to go to a more expensive place and pay a higher price for something made in the same place by the same people for the same pay.well at least you can afford buy it. it the people who made it can't

Saturday, July 02, 2005

How Stella got the blues back

Oh wow a sequel to the movie that sent hundreds of American women to the islands in search of love-come to Jamaica mon not you I said mon-as it turned out the role that was played by taye diggs should have been played by little Richard-shut up-I can hear him now-I originated that role; before me there was no gay jamaicans pretending to be straight.yep teri hooked one of those downlow brothers death in a pair of now or later gators.while she was laying back savoring the moment he was tipping pass her window cause he sho want to go out and dance bad boy.i guess being on the rebound can make you overlook some things.if she really wanted someone young she could have gotten a job teaching fifth grade at least she would have ended up with someone straight' a little jail time maybe but a nice wedding.while poodle boy was washing shampooing and putting nail polish on fido in the front his friend was in the back waiting to do the dog(that's a old song I don't know if you remember it,but hey you're online google Rufus Thomas )well life might be a stage but it doesn't come with a play bill so its hard to tell the actors apart

Snake in the grass

There it was in my backyard slithering across my path black and shiny. A snake. I didn't notice it until my daughters who were beside me a second ago was now on the patio yelling momma a snake. Well so much for standing against the enemy shoulder to shoulder. a detached penis moving about- like homosexuality- will make any man stop in his tracks turn around and cut and run, or kill it. it makes them feel uneasy. After all it was a snake that seduced eve and cleo distraught over love used one to end her life. Some people keep them as pets. Big ones.they carrie them draped over their shoulders -look how big mine is-you can't carry a gun around like that.The snake in my yard was a black racer a protected species of snake I couldn't kill it. the coast guard fly over my house every day on the way to the beach and if they happen ro look down just as i was raising a stick to hit it the DNR will have me face down in my yard faster than you could say missing white girl.They are suppose to keep down the mice and vermin. I don't see how one mouse and a snake is down for the count faster than a man with a beer on the sofa. And mice breed like well, like mice by the time the snake digests his meal little mice are sitting around listening to grandma tell the story about how the great detached penis ate granpa.Well the snake made his way out of the yard i guess he was just passing through.but they are like buses if you wait long enough another will come along. wait a minute What the hell am i talking

Thursday, June 30, 2005

Time

Bill Cosby was on nightline last night expressing his views about the black community or should I say talking about what's wrong with poor black people. In a way he's right we have all met people who are like the ones he describe in his tirades .But his reason for and answers to the problem are to simplistic. There is no easy answers for complicated problems.The reason young black girls get pregnant are the same reason young white girls get pregnant its just that the abortion rate for whites girls are higher than that for black girls.And not all black boys drop out because they think being ignorant is cool some are just pushed out black boys are suspended from school for the things that white boys get a note to carrie home to mama for.Still there are people in the hood who are just like the ones bill describe and yes there are people who migrate to this country and get on the fast track to success.those people work together to help each other in a way we don't see Jose will let Juan stay with him until he find a job and will even help him find a job Kim will lend Jung money to open a business and patel will let patel work in his store until he makes enough money to open his own store. the most I will get is whose your pastor or what church you go to.yes there's some work to done in the hood but first we have to learn to like and care for each other. And as for gangster rap he's right its time to bury that sh--t.
PINK FLOYD - Time Lyrics

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then the one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's
sinking
And racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in the relative way, but you're older
And shorter of breath and one day closer to death
Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines hanging on in quite desparation is the english way the song is over the time is gone thought i had something more to say

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

When the Adman testifies

TV ad people have it rough they have to present a product and convince you to buy it in less than 60 seconds. When it comes to convincing me they fail.its only because they insult my intelligence.why would a woman have a whole box of tampons on a canoe trip.if she need to carry around a box of tampons she should be in a hospital not a canoe.and what about a woman that's so obsessed with dusting that she would dust her neighbors house. Why cant I have a neighbor like that.the male enhancer drugs were annoying then amusing then down right hilarious. Because men were going blind from using it .When they were young they were told that they would go blind from playing with themselves. Now they are going blind from being unable to play with them selves.well they say love is blind. I guess trying to make love can make you blind. But there's a upside when she says does this dress makes me look fat. He can say I don't know I cant see-wanna have sex?

Sunday, June 26, 2005

Cowboys to girls

That's an old song by the Intruders I heard it on the radio yesterday on the golden oldies station it's about guy who's remembering about how it was when he was young it seems he didn't know - but later found out- that girls were made for kissing. I don't know who told him that probaly the same people that told him that girls were made of sugar and spice, the greeting card companies.of course girls like to kiss and girls like to hug but that not what they are made for. And boys aren't made for shootem up bang bang even though that's what everybody seems to think maybe that's why men don't live as long as woman.they have to adhere to the stereotype that men have shoot the bad guy and rescue the woman, kiss her and ride off into the sunset with the girl with him on his horse, behind him of course like a four legged motorcycle(what do they call that seat).Things have changed since that song came out.Girls now go from baby dolls to career choices and with the blurring of combat lines in Iraq some have wenT from baby dolls to combat rifles.Yes your whole world has been rearranged.