crackheads

Sooner or later you are going to meet one if you haven't already the thing is you never know who's one until its too late. They don't always look like Tyrone yelling- I want some crack.crackheads are dumb people who have gotten smart and inventive in procuring the one thing that motivates them crack.a crackhead can cash a check that you cant be it from out of town or from another planet they know someone who will cash it.they can sell things that you cant sell and they will try to sell you things that you didn't even knew existed.what I cant understand how can they just pop out of nowhere with a microwave oven push it in you face and say give me $10 for this.how do you walk around with a oven looking for a buyer and not attract attention. Do they have time portals that they slip into then zap they are on the other side of town.you lock you car and go into a store and when you come your mp3 player is gone. A regular crook would do some damage but a crackhead cant afford to get caught hes got to make that sale so he can get some crack. So zap into the portal and hes on the other side of town .You go home and your friend calls and say-

hey I just bought a mp3 player for $10 now we can trade CD's .

Grandma who ?

My ex mother inlaw is trying to get back into my children's life not that she ever really was apart of their lives.after fifteen years she expects them to take to her a duck takes to an oven -hmmmm roast duck- any way they are girls and they are like the cats they keep around the house standoffish .Is that a word.she never had any girls so she don't know the pleasure of having teenage girls around the house. If I was mean I would talk them into staying with her for awhile that'll teach her a lesson or two.were was she when they were teething or needed holding when they were getting their shots or making crayon drawings of I don't know what and telling them its pretty while trying not to laugh.they are asking me the same questions about her. where was she back then.these are girls that you cant buy off with promises of trips to belks and computers for college.these girl- as I have said -are teens and girls their age even the nice ones can be a handful their wits and tongues are sharp and if your not used to dealing with them they will send you home crying.well I've talk to my girls about visting their granma and they said no way.the thing is my exs mother don't understand why

Commercial-ese

If we ever learn anything from TV commercials its that a woman's place is in the home. Or it seems that's what admen think. Practicably every commercial selling homecare products feature woman. They are either spraying a very clean roach infested kitchen or scrubbing an already clean sink-talk sbout obsesive compulsive behavior- and in their spare time they are getting together to race vacuam cleaners.they also carry around a box of tampons just encase a canoe springs a leak.and they borrow their sisters blouse party in it all night. Put it back and lie about it. But that doesn't matter because sis nose is broke. A blouse that's been partying all night is a blouse that's funky I care what deordorant you've been wearing. Commercials have always playup stereotypes remember the Frito bandito or how do get my shirts so clean mr chan ,ancient Chinese secret the Ajax laundry detergent guy on horse back that went around zapping people in diry clothes making them clean.what were they homeless people once dirty now clean?-zap you're clean go get a job-Mr clean would clean your whole house and every thing that's in it but did you notice that Mr clean only came around when hubby was away. Come to think of it brawny never comes around when hubby is home hmmm what's up with that.and how about the lady that hung her head in shame when it was pointed out that her husband has ring around the collar.every once in awhile they will show a man trying to houes work but its a woman who has to show him the bette.r way mommy to the rescue.like the old cigarette commercial says you've come a long way baby

Time and time again

I wrote in my blog a few days ago about bill cosby and his comment on the black community and added my own opinions some which seemed to rankled a couple of people this is good but they seem to be uninformed. You cant paint a detailed picture with a broad brush when you do its called profiling. Not all schools run by blacks or have a majority of black teachers.afriacn americans are not a big black blob resting on the continent of America. We are individuals who are in different situations because of different events that occurred in our lives.suzy might be acting whorish because she wants to be a video whore but Jane might be acting the same way because she was introduced to sex at an early age by an relative or family friend.looking from the outside you would only see two loose girls .Who's the wanna be gangbanger who's the undiagnosed dilexic.problems like these have to be dealt with on an individual basis.if you were in an emergency room with a lot of other people and the nurse came in and said since you are all sick I am going to give everyone the type of shot.What would you say? http://www.wolfmanproductions.com/kunjufu.html

Shopping

I went to a walmart today with my brother. well really he went with me. He hates that store they never have jeans in my size he says. He wears a size 30 /32. He picks up a pair that's 50/30 and says who in the hell wears these humpty dumpty.there was a time when being a big man was a thing of pride back when work was hard and strength was needed to get the job done.Then being large was a sign of success a man with a big belly was said to be contented.now we know that a person with a large gut is a cantidate for a heart attack or stroke.never mind that. he,s funny. Fat guys are suppose to be jolly like their leader Santa and their mascot frosty I am not saying that all fat people are at risk or that all skinny people are healthy.but when was the last time a skinny person was buried in a piano case. He might live in one but buried in one nah.so if you are a big,un the super center is the place for you to shop. If you are smaller then you have to go to a more expensive place and pay a higher price for something made in the same place by the same people for the same pay.well at least you can afford buy it. it the people who made it can't

How Stella got the blues back

Oh wow a sequel to the movie that sent hundreds of American women to the islands in search of love-come to Jamaica mon not you I said mon-as it turned out the role that was played by taye diggs should have been played by little Richard-shut up-I can hear him now-I originated that role; before me there was no gay jamaicans pretending to be straight.yep teri hooked one of those downlow brothers death in a pair of now or later gators.while she was laying back savoring the moment he was tipping pass her window cause he sho want to go out and dance bad boy.i guess being on the rebound can make you overlook some things.if she really wanted someone young she could have gotten a job teaching fifth grade at least she would have ended up with someone straight' a little jail time maybe but a nice wedding.while poodle boy was washing shampooing and putting nail polish on fido in the front his friend was in the back waiting to do the dog(that's a old song I don't know if you remember it,but hey you're online google Rufus Thomas )well life might be a stage but it doesn't come with a play bill so its hard to tell the actors apart

Snake in the grass

There it was in my backyard slithering across my path black and shiny. A snake. I didn't notice it until my daughters who were beside me a second ago was now on the patio yelling momma a snake. Well so much for standing against the enemy shoulder to shoulder. a detached penis moving about- like homosexuality- will make any man stop in his tracks turn around and cut and run, or kill it. it makes them feel uneasy. After all it was a snake that seduced eve and cleo distraught over love used one to end her life. Some people keep them as pets. Big ones.they carrie them draped over their shoulders -look how big mine is-you can't carry a gun around like that.The snake in my yard was a black racer a protected species of snake I couldn't kill it. the coast guard fly over my house every day on the way to the beach and if they happen ro look down just as i was raising a stick to hit it the DNR will have me face down in my yard faster than you could say missing white girl.They are suppose to keep down the mice and vermin. I don't see how one mouse and a snake is down for the count faster than a man with a beer on the sofa. And mice breed like well, like mice by the time the snake digests his meal little mice are sitting around listening to grandma tell the story about how the great detached penis ate granpa.Well the snake made his way out of the yard i guess he was just passing through.but they are like buses if you wait long enough another will come along. wait a minute What the hell am i talking