yikes

it is so ka-reep -pee. imagine lying in your bed and waking up to find the burger king setting next to you looking like michael jackson hiding a can of jesus juice or standing at your window then he offers you something to eat 'i am not gonna eat that where did you get it have you been digging in my trash ?'the one with the black singing cowboy was all right i thought it was a parody at first. it was almost like a circus except there wasnt a naked lady outside in a cage with a sign that says 'free babar' or something like that. fast food commercials seems to be aimed at men these days they are shown fixing their cars while eating a burger not bit of oil on their hands. they stare at food with more lust than they do at the pretty girls. they are in a room acting crazy but the food is bought in they become calm and subdued. maybe we should offer the terrorists in iraq some burgers and when they become calm and subdued shoot them. you could drop a real big one on them call it the mother of all burgers. M.O.A.B no mayo.i dont eat fast food i stopped even before i saw 'super size me'besides if i wanted any i could get it out the dumpster behind the place for free. nah just kidding. but i did see someone do just that he was pushing a grocery cart with a lot of stuff in it the shelter was just down the street .but when you,re hungry you gotta eat so have it your way but dont accept any wimpy burgers or you might end up asking where,s the beef