Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Rainy days

It rained almost all day yesterday good for plants bad for drivers well bad for bad drivers. Some people have a difficult time operating their cars in wet weather so there are more fender benders when it rains some streets around here become flooded but people still try to drive through them here,s a rule of thumb if you cant see the white line through the water then the water is too deep to drive through. Of course flooded streets give the suv drivers a chance to use their suvs in a way that was intended driving through deep water and over steep medians and splashing water all over the people standing next to their stalled out cars and denying to themselves that the boulder that they just rode over was really a Volkswagen. Yesterday they were just shmucks lugging around groceries and a bunch of whining kids but today they are soccermomdah of the wild Yukon. Looking down on the stalled out misfortunates who thought that their cars could float,but the dealer said it was a boat car like on James bond. So let it rain today I am staying inside because its hard to find a brick to throw at a suv when you are standing knee deep in water