dysfunction junction

i was watching a talk show, well it was more of a squark, show and this poser turns to this guy and says i have a secret i hope it dont ruin our relationship. if you had ever watched this show you know the confession of hearts usually starts with 'you know i love dont you' and is followed by ,i am really a ___ a.girl, b.dude.the receiver of this heart borne revelation acts surprised, angry, and somewhat disgusted. and i am thinking this has got to be an act i mean look at him couldnt you. tell i guess with all the mixed race men in the world you know the ones with russian hands and roman fingers you just had to be a pure bred dummy i mean look at her not an ounce of fat and shoulders like a linebacker. and the other show is just as bad. women trying to find out who,s their babys daddy .after ten times it time to give up go home and hang up the train conductors hat.and to think that the reason these shows come in the evening is because some parents complained about the cartoons that use to come in the same time slot. now little suzy and little johnny dont have to watch cartoon charactors with questionable sexual preferences they can now watch the real thing. tale spin duck tales and the mighty morphin power rangers have been replaced by, tail spin, queerduck tails, and mighty morphin into what the hell is that?