Thursday, June 23, 2005

You're not jiggling baby

There comes a time in every woman life when she notices that every thing has gone south. Now this doesn't happens over night. You don't get up one morning stand up and spoing,thoses puppies are pointing at your toes. in our culture that's bad thing we are obsessed with breasts, well men are anyway.they have more names for breasts than an Eskimo has for snow.some women equate breast size with attractiveness.they pump them up and push them up and expose just enough to get that attention.but it cant last. Gravity hasn't been laid off yet he's still gainfully employed and he's going to do his job, so forget the creams the silicon and the saline injections save your money and let nature do her job. A life time of backaches is enough and if the men aren't staring at you anymore just put a stick of chalk in your purse and when you are walking down the sidewalk drop down and write out the law of quadratic reciprocity using the Legendre symbol that should get you some attention